Welcome to The OuterMoo!
Explore, read, learn and entertain yourselves through Gideon's Lamp on all things space, aliens, cows and probes!
Get your new space digs through
The OuterMoo shop!
Welcome to Frost-Tees!
Wrap yourself in warmth, laughter, and a little holiday magic. Through Gideon’s Lamp, explore heartwarming tales, mysterious legends, and festive mischief
And when you’re done reading, snag your new cozy threads from the Holiday Store!!
Welcome to 404 Thread Not Found!
Step into a world where dinosaurs roam, pixels glitch, and retro chaos becomes adventure. Through Gideon’s Lamp, explore multiversal mysteries, dino-driven tales, and high-energy stories stitched with attitude.
And when you’re done exploring, grab your new prehistoric threads from the 404 shop!
Welcome to Buckin' Tees!
Step into a world where hooves thunder, fences break, and every barnyard mishap turns into legend. Through Gideon’s Lamp, uncover real-life wrangler tales, stable secrets, and buckline stories stitched with heart, dust, and a whole lot of grit.
And when you’re done ridin’ through the chaos, grab your fresh western gear from the Buckin’ shop- made for folks who run a little wild.
Welcome to Dread Threads!
Step into a world where shadows linger, curiosity thrives, and the strange feels right at home. Through Gideon’s Lamp, explore spooky NightLites, unsettling true accounts in Dark Records, and the creatures and legends preserved in Dread Lore.
And when you’re done exploring, grab your new favorite horrors from the Dread Store.
Cattle Class UFO Cow Parody Shirt - OM00019-1
Close Encounters of the Herd Kind UFO Cow Shirt - OM00020-1
Earthlings Anonymous Alien Abduction Parody Shirt - OM00014-1
Interstellar Service Workers Alien Shirt - OM00013-1
Beam Me Up Scotchy Alien Parody Shirt - OM00012-1
iProbe Alien Abduction Parody Shirt - OM00011-1
Keep Earth Weird - OM00010-1
Atomic Bombshell v2: Rocket Fuel! - OM00009-1
Atomic Bombshell v1 - OM00008-1
Reporting for Booty v2 - OM00197-1
Reporting for Booty v1 - OM00007-1
Holy Cow - Who Art in Orbit - OM00006-1
The Great Moo-Duction - OM00005-1
The OuterMoo Logo - OM00001-1
Alien Family Portrait - OM00477-1
Alien Overlord v3 - OM00475-1
Alien Overlord v2 - OM00474-1
This Alien Wants You - OM00473-1
Alien Overlord v1 - OM00472-1
Alien Tourist - OM00471-1
