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WELCOME TO
LIFE FINDS A THREAD
NEW ERROR-VALS
T. rex couldn’t clap, but its bite could crush a car like a soda can.
EXTINCTI-MONIALS
reviews so good, they refuse to go extinct
Rocked my 404 tee at a retro-arcade night and someone yelled, ‘Bro, your shirt has more swagger than the T-Rex!’ The fabric survived dance-floor chaos AND a spilled soda. Ten out of ten
Jaden K., Austin, TX
COMFORT NOT MISSING
🦕 READY FOR EVERY DINO-SIZED ADVENTURE
From jungle treks to late-night debugging, from chasing dinos (or being chased) to chilling with pixel pals, these tees stay cozy, durable, and endlessly wearable. Designed to handle mud, mischief, and the occasional unauthorized dinosaur breakout — your comfort is officially Not Missing.
🦖 BUILT FOR PREHISTORIC MAYHEM
Crafted from soft-as-saur-skin cotton, these 404 tees survive everything from surprise raptor sprints to system malfunctions in the control room. With reinforced seams, sturdy shoulder tape, and collars that don’t warp under pressure, they’re tougher than a T. rex tantrum — and far more comfortable than any lab-issued uniform from ’93.
💾 COMFORT THAT SURVIVED EXTINCTION
Whether you’re navigating a glitchy park map, dodging error codes, or just lounging in retro Y2K bliss, our tear-away labels and breathable fabric keep irritation extinct. No chafing, no scratches — because the only thing that should glitch around here is the ancient park software still running on Windows 95.
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