Welcome to The OuterMoo!
Explore, read, learn and entertain yourselves through Gideon's Lamp on all things space, aliens, cows and probes!
Get your new space digs through
The OuterMoo shop!
Welcome to Frost-Tees!
Wrap yourself in warmth, laughter, and a little holiday magic. Through Gideon’s Lamp, explore heartwarming tales, mysterious legends, and festive mischief
And when you’re done reading, snag your new cozy threads from the Holiday Store!!
Welcome to 404 Thread Not Found!
Step into a world where dinosaurs roam, pixels glitch, and retro chaos becomes adventure. Through Gideon’s Lamp, explore multiversal mysteries, dino-driven tales, and high-energy stories stitched with attitude.
And when you’re done exploring, grab your new prehistoric threads from the 404 shop!
Welcome to Buckin' Tees!
Step into a world where hooves thunder, fences break, and every barnyard mishap turns into legend. Through Gideon’s Lamp, uncover real-life wrangler tales, stable secrets, and buckline stories stitched with heart, dust, and a whole lot of grit.
And when you’re done ridin’ through the chaos, grab your fresh western gear from the Buckin’ shop- made for folks who run a little wild.
Welcome to Dread Threads!
Step into a world where shadows linger, curiosity thrives, and the strange feels right at home. Through Gideon’s Lamp, explore spooky NightLites, unsettling true accounts in Dark Records, and the creatures and legends preserved in Dread Lore.
And when you’re done exploring, grab your new favorite horrors from the Dread Store.
Alien Phone Home Collect Parody Shirt - OM00035-1
Post-Human Evolution Conspiracy Shirt - OM00034-1
Extraterrestrial Evolution Conspiracy Shirt - OM00033-1
The Intergalactic Negotiator Alien Shirt - OM00032-1
Take Me to Your Dealer - OM00031-1
The Galactic Prophet Alien Shirt - OM00030-1
Alien Hotty v2 - OM00029-1
Alien Hotty v1 - OM00028-1
Peace Was Never an Option Alien Warlord Shirt - OM00027-1
Peace Was Never an Option Alien Threat Shirt - OM00026-1
Dangerously Orbiting Hotness - OM00190-1
Moo Are Not Alone UFO Cow Shirt - OM00021-1
Area Moofy-One UFO Cow Parody Shirt - OM00133-1
Utterly Abducted UFO Cow Parody Shirt - OM00159-1
Kiss Me on the Dark Side of the Moon - OM00183-1
Cosmic Curves Ahead - OM00188-1
Don’t Panic Just Probe Alien Abduction Parody Shirt - OM00018-1
Life Begins at Area 51 Alien Shirt - OM00015-1
Galactic Hypno Gloss Alien Parody Shirt - OM00016-1
Beam Me Up Buttercup UFO Cow Shirt - OM00017-1
