Welcome to The OuterMoo!
Explore, read, learn and entertain yourselves through Gideon's Lamp on all things space, aliens, cows and probes!
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The OuterMoo shop!
Welcome to Frost-Tees!
Wrap yourself in warmth, laughter, and a little holiday magic. Through Gideon’s Lamp, explore heartwarming tales, mysterious legends, and festive mischief
And when you’re done reading, snag your new cozy threads from the Holiday Store!!
Welcome to 404 Thread Not Found!
Step into a world where dinosaurs roam, pixels glitch, and retro chaos becomes adventure. Through Gideon’s Lamp, explore multiversal mysteries, dino-driven tales, and high-energy stories stitched with attitude.
And when you’re done exploring, grab your new prehistoric threads from the 404 shop!
Welcome to Buckin' Tees!
Step into a world where hooves thunder, fences break, and every barnyard mishap turns into legend. Through Gideon’s Lamp, uncover real-life wrangler tales, stable secrets, and buckline stories stitched with heart, dust, and a whole lot of grit.
And when you’re done ridin’ through the chaos, grab your fresh western gear from the Buckin’ shop- made for folks who run a little wild.
Welcome to Dread Threads!
Step into a world where shadows linger, curiosity thrives, and the strange feels right at home. Through Gideon’s Lamp, explore spooky NightLites, unsettling true accounts in Dark Records, and the creatures and legends preserved in Dread Lore.
And when you’re done exploring, grab your new favorite horrors from the Dread Store.
Captain Pollution Villain STL Model
Captain Planet Hero STL Model
Aliens Chill on Sundays Relax Shirt - OM00129-2
Saturday Slay-Lien Party Alien Shirt - OM00128-2
Aliens Love Fridays Work Humor Shirt - OM00127-2
Grindin Uphill Thursdays Alien Humor Shirt - OM00126-2
Heavy Humpday Alien Work Humor Shirt - OM00125-2
Taskin Tuesdays Alien Work Humor Shirt - OM00124-2
Aliens Hate Mondays Work Humor Shirt - OM00123-2
Dino-Babe 2027 Wall Calendar - 404T00135-2
Echoes of a Lost World T-Rex Tee - 404T00130-1
Remnants T-Rex Skull Shirt - 404T00129-1
Born to Roar T-Rex Shirt - 404T00128-1
Extinction Was Only the Beginning T-Rex Shirt - 404T00127-1
Can't Survive Mondays T-Rex Shirt - 404T00126-1
Tea Rex T-Rex Skeleton Shirt - 404T00125-1
What the F Is a Vegan Dinosaur Tee - 404T00124-1
Anger Management T-Rex Shirt - 404T00123-1
Where Is My Coffee T-Rex Shirt - 404T00122-1
Always Happy Roaring T-Rex Shirt - 404T00121-1
But First, Tea T-Rex Skeleton Shirt - 404T00120-1
The King Remains T-Rex Shirt - 404T00119-1
Surprise Bitches Left-Facing T-Rex Tee - 404T00113-1
Still King Grayscale T-Rex Profile Tee - 404T00108-1
65 Million Years Angry T-Rex Tee - 404T00118-1
Unchained Extinction T-Rex Shirt - 404T00117-1
Vitruvian Rex T-Rex Shirt - 404T00116-1
Extinction Event Screaming T-Rex Tee - 404T00103-1
Earth's Original Nightmare Brown T-Rex Tee - 404T00091-1
You Are Not the Main Character T-Rex Tee - 404T00115-1
King of the Cretaceous Cream T-Rex Tee - 404T00093-1
King of the Cretaceous Cream T-Rex Shirt - 404T00092-1
RUN from the T-Rex Shirt - 404T00114-1
Apex Predator Dark Sky T-Rex Tee - 404T00098-1
Brown T-Rex Sunset King of Dinosaurs Shirt - 404T00083-1
Surprise Bitches Adult Dinosaur Tee - 404T00112-1
Surprise Bitches Sassy T-Rex Tee - 404T00111-1
Surprise Bitches T-Rex Shirt - 404T00110-1
Tree-Rex Funny Dinosaur T-Rex Tee - 404T00109-1
Still King T-Rex Silhouette Forest Tee - 404T00107-1
Still King T-Rex Foggy Forest Tee - 404T00106-1
Still King Green T-Rex Profile Tee - 404T00105-1
Still King Cream T-Rex Profile Tee - 404T00104-1
Extinction Event Running T-Rex Tee - 404T00102-1
Before Wi-Fi Blue T-Rex Shirt - 404T00101-1
Before Wi-Fi Cream T-Rex Shirt - 404T00100-1
Tyrannosaurus Rex Heavy Metal Tee - 404T00095-1
T-Rex Heavy Metal Extreme Dinosaur Tee - 404T00096-1
Heavy Metal Tyrant T-Rex Tee - 404T00094-1
Earth's Original Nightmare Beige T-Rex Tee - 404T00090-1
Help! T-Rex Bathroom Humor Shirt - 404T00089-1
Are You a Lawyer? Funny T-Rex Shirt - 404T00088-1
King of the Cretaceous Green T-Rex Tee - 404T00087-1
White T-Rex King Dinosaur Shirt - 404T00086-1
T. Rex King of the Dinosaurs Horror Tee - 404T00084-1
T-Rex King Grayscale Graphic Tee - 404T00085-1
T-Rex Supremacy Dinosaur Shirt - 404T00099-1
Apex Predator Orange Sky T-Rex Tee - 404T00097-1
Brown T-Rex King of Dinosaurs Shirt - 404T00082-1
Purple T-Rex King of Dinosaurs Shirt - 404T00081-1
Have You Been a Naughty Boy? - FT00049-2
Beaming the Holiday Spirit Christmas Tree Ornament - OM00574-2
The OuterMoo 2026 Desktop Calendar - OM00340-2
I Come in Peace Alien & Girl - OM00338-2
Keep Calm, Probe, Repeat - OM00337-2
Alien Abduction Hardcover Journal - OM00573-2
Alien Abduction Spiral Notebook - OM00572-2
Skater Alien Ceramic Coffee Mug - OM00569-2
B-Boy Alien Insulated Travel Mug - OM00571-2
B-Boy Alien Ceramic Mug - OM00570-2
Skater Alien Insulated Travel Mug - OM00568-2
The OuterMoo 2026 Wall Calendar - OM00339-2
