Welcome to The OuterMoo!
Explore, read, learn and entertain yourselves through Gideon's Lamp on all things space, aliens, cows and probes!
Get your new space digs through
The OuterMoo shop!
Welcome to Frost-Tees!
Wrap yourself in warmth, laughter, and a little holiday magic. Through Gideon’s Lamp, explore heartwarming tales, mysterious legends, and festive mischief
And when you’re done reading, snag your new cozy threads from the Holiday Store!!
Welcome to 404 Thread Not Found!
Step into a world where dinosaurs roam, pixels glitch, and retro chaos becomes adventure. Through Gideon’s Lamp, explore multiversal mysteries, dino-driven tales, and high-energy stories stitched with attitude.
And when you’re done exploring, grab your new prehistoric threads from the 404 shop!
Welcome to Buckin' Tees!
Step into a world where hooves thunder, fences break, and every barnyard mishap turns into legend. Through Gideon’s Lamp, uncover real-life wrangler tales, stable secrets, and buckline stories stitched with heart, dust, and a whole lot of grit.
And when you’re done ridin’ through the chaos, grab your fresh western gear from the Buckin’ shop- made for folks who run a little wild.
Welcome to Dread Threads!
Step into a world where shadows linger, curiosity thrives, and the strange feels right at home. Through Gideon’s Lamp, explore spooky NightLites, unsettling true accounts in Dark Records, and the creatures and legends preserved in Dread Lore.
And when you’re done exploring, grab your new favorite horrors from the Dread Store.
Echoes of a Lost World T-Rex - 404T00130-1
Remnants T-Rex - 404T00129-1
Born to Roar T-Rex - 404T00128-1
Extinction Was Only the Beginning T-Rex - 404T00127-1
Survived the Extinction Still Can't Survive Mondays T-Rex - 404T00126-1
Tea Rex T-Rex - 404T00125-1
What the Fuck Is a Vegan? T-Rex - 404T00124-1
Anger Management Is a Process T-Rex - 404T00123-1
Where Is My Coffee T-Rex - 404T00122-1
Always Happy T-Rex - 404T00121-1
But First, Tea! T-Rex - 404T00120-1
The King Remains T-Rex - 404T00119-1
Surprise Bitches T-Rex v4 - 404T00113-1
Still King T-Rex v5 - 404T00108-1
65 Million Years Angry T-Rex - 404T00118-1
Unchained Extinction T-Rex - 404T00117-1
Vitruvian Rex T-Rex - 404T00116-1
Extinction Event T-Rex v2 - 404T00103-1
Earth's Original Nightmare T-Rex v2 - 404T00091-1
You Are Not the Main Character T-Rex - 404T00115-1
King of the Cretaceous T-Rex v3 - 404T00093-1
King of the Cretaceous T-Rex v2 - 404T00092-1
RUN from the T-Rex - 404T00114-1
Apex Predator v2 - 404T00098-1
T-Rex King of the Dinosaurs v3 - 404T00083-1
Surprise Bitches T-Rex v3 - 404T00112-1
Surprise Bitches T-Rex v2 - 404T00111-1
Surprise Bitches T-Rex v1 - 404T00110-1
Tree-Rex T-Rex - 404T00109-1
Still King T-Rex v4 - 404T00107-1
Still King T-Rex v3 - 404T00106-1
Still King T-Rex v2 - 404T00105-1
Still King T-Rex v1 - 404T00104-1
Extinction Event T-Rex v1 - 404T00102-1
Before Wi-Fi T-Rex v2 - 404T00101-1
Before Wi-Fi T-Rex v1 - 404T00100-1
Tyrannosaurus Rex Heavy Metal - 404T00095-1
T-Rex Heavy Metal Extreme Dinosaur - 404T00096-1
Heavy Metal Tyrant T-Rex - 404T00094-1
Earth's Original Nightmare T-Rex v1 - 404T00090-1
T-Rex Needs Help - 404T00089-1
King of the Cretaceous T-Rex v1 - 404T00087-1
T-Rex King v2 - 404T00086-1
T. Rex King of the Dinosaurs v4 - 404T00084-1
T-Rex King v1 - 404T00085-1
T-Rex Supremacy - 404T00099-1
Apex Predator v1 - 404T00097-1
T-Rex King of the Dinosaurs v2 - 404T00082-1
T-Rex King of the Dinosaurs v1 - 404T00081-1
Have You Been a Naughty Boy? - FT00049-2
Beaming the Holiday Spirit Christmas Tree Ornament - OM00574-2
The OuterMoo 2026 Desktop Calendar - OM00340-2
I Come in Peace Alien & Girl - OM00338-2
Keep Calm, Probe, Repeat - OM00337-2
Alien Abduction Hardcover Journal - OM00573-2
Alien Abduction Spiral Notebook - OM00572-2
Skater Alien Ceramic Coffee Mug - OM00569-2
B-Boy Alien Insulated Travel Mug - OM00571-2
B-Boy Alien Ceramic Mug - OM00570-2
Skater Alien Insulated Travel Mug - OM00568-2
The OuterMoo 2026 Wall Calendar - OM00339-2
So That's Where She Goes All Year! - FT00048-2
Silent Night - Not Tonight! - FT00047-1
Ho Freaking Ho v2 - FT00046-1
Merry Freaking Christmas - FT00045-1 Merry Freaking Christmas shirt
Skeletor Bah Humbug v4 - FT00044-1
Skeletor Bah Humbug v3 - FT00043-1
Skeletor Says Bah Humbug v2 - FT00042-1
Skeletor Says Bah Humbug v1 - FT00041-1
Peace on Freaking Earth v4 - FT00040-1
Ho Freaking Ho v1 - FT00039-1
Tinsel Breakdown - FT00038-1
