🧞‍♂️ Gideon Says...
 
🎭 “Step right up, brave wanderer of the World Wide Wardrobe! You’ve stumbled upon a treasure that’s stitched not just with thread—but with destiny!”
 
This isn’t just a sweatshirt, oh no. This is the chosen fabric of legends. Forged in the fires of cozy cotton and polyester, blessed by the ancient ribbed collars of elasticity, and shaped by without side seams to defy the test of time (and laundry day), it is truly... the Sweater of Sweaters.
 
🪄 Why is it magical? Glad you asked, mortal.
Soft as a newborn cloud – Woven with premium cotton and polyester that makes your skin throw a tiny party every time it touches it.
Shaped for epic journeys – Tapered shoulders keep you looking sharp from morning coffee to midnight quests.
A neckline that won't quit – The ribbed collar snaps back like a genie in a bottle. (I would know.)
 
🎨 And yes, it’s perfect for my most dazzling spells—Direct-to-Garment printing, which makes every design vivid, bold, and smoother than my last escape plan from a cursed lamp.
 
✨ “Whether you're repping cryptic memes, cosmic cows, or something your grandma doesn’t understand, this shirt is your ticket to immortality—well, style immortality at least. The laundry kind is up to you.”
 
🧺 Wash it cold, dry it low, and treat it kindly—because even enchanted garments need a little TLC.
 
🎉 “So go on, snap it up before it vanishes in a puff of cosmic glitter! Gideon has spoken!”
 
Ideal for any situation, a unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt is pure comfort. These garments are made from polyester and cotton. This combination helps designs come out looking fresh and beautiful. The collar is ribbed knit, so it retains its shape even after washing. There are no itchy side seams on these sweaters. .: 50% cotton, 50% polyester .: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)) .: Loose fit .: Sewn-in label .: Runs true to size