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🧞‍♂️ Gideon Says...
 
🎭 "Step right up, brave wanderer of the World Wide Wardrobe! You’ve stumbled upon a treasure that’s stitched not just with thread—but with destiny!"
 
This isn’t just a T-shirt, oh no. This is the chosen fabric of legends. Forged in the fires of cozy cotton, blessed by the ancient ribbed collars of elasticity, and shaped by dual side seams that defy the test of time (and laundry day), it is truly... the Tee of Tees.
 
🪄 Why is it magical? Glad you asked, mortal.
  • Soft as a newborn cloud – Woven with premium cotton that makes your skin throw a tiny party every time it touches it.
  • Shaped for epic journeys – Tapered shoulders and side seams keep you looking sharp from morning coffee to midnight quests.
  • A neckline that won't quit – The ribbed collar snaps back like a genie in a bottle. (I would know.)
 
🎨 And yes, it’s perfect for my most dazzling spells—Direct-to-Garment printing, which makes every design vivid, bold, and smoother than my last escape plan from a cursed lamp.
 
✨ "Whether you're repping cryptic memes, cosmic cows, or something your grandma doesn’t understand, this shirt is your ticket to immortality—well, style immortality at least. The laundry kind is up to you."
 
🧺 Wash it cold, dry it low, and treat it kindly—because even enchanted garments need a little TLC.
 
🎉 "So go on, snap it up before it vanishes in a puff of cosmic glitter! Gideon has spoken!"

TRGB Slimer Logo ET00011-1

$25.71Price

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Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

 

The Everyday Tee That Feels Like Home

Slide into the softest tee you’ll ever own — the Bella+Canvas Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee. Made for movement, styled for comfort, and built to last, this timeless favorite is the perfect blend of premium cotton, flattering fit, and all-day wearability. Whether you're layering it or letting it shine solo, this tee delivers effortless style with unmatched comfort.

 

Why You'll Love It

  • Unbelievably Soft Feel
    Crafted from high-quality cotton, this tee feels like a warm hug from the moment you put it on — and it only gets softer with every wash.
  • Always Flattering, Never Baggy
    With tapered shoulders and a structured fit, it hugs in the right places while giving you room to breathe.
  • Stays in Shape, Wear After Wear
    Dual side seams and a ribbed knit collar ensure it holds its form — no sagging or stretching here.

 

Design Details That Matter

  • Ribbed Knit Collar
    Built for stretch and recovery, so your neckline always bounces back into shape.
  • Shoulder Taping
    Reinforced seams that prevent distortion and keep the tee lying flat.
  • Durable Side Seams
    These run along both sides to maintain structure, even after countless washes.

 

Print-Perfect Surfaces

  • Sleeve Printing Options
    Most sleeves are printed using crisp, high-detail Direct-to-Film (DTF) techniques. Some providers (like TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine) use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) for a vibrant, ultra-smooth finish.
  • Neck Label Printing
    Expect clean, detailed graphics via DTF, or rich DTG printing from select partners like TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing.

 

Certified Quality

  • REACH Certified
    Ensures high standards of safety and environmental care.
  • Blank Canvas from Honduras
    Ethically sourced and ready for your designs.

Care Instructions

Keep your tee looking fresh:

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
  • Non-chlorine bleach when needed
  • Tumble dry low
  • Medium heat ironing if needed

Do not dry clean

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