Behold the sacred absurdity of the cosmos with our “Holy Cow! – Our Bovine Who Art in Orbit” t-shirt—a divine fusion of extraterrestrial reverence and dairy-fueled devotion. Styled like a stained-glass cathedral window straight from a crop-circle chapel, this richly detailed design features a celestial cow being beamed up by a UFO while alien clergy bask in its holy radiance. From the glowing planets to the stone circle below, every inch is dripping with surreal sci-fi sanctity. Whether you’re a believer in space-cows, cryptid cults, or just really appreciate moo-sian iconography, this shirt is your holy vestment. Perfect for fans of ancient aliens, sacred geometry, cow puns, or those who worship at the altar of weird. Wear it and proclaim your faith: Our Bovine Who Art in Orbit, hallowed be thy name.